Wife SMS - Part 2
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Wife SMS

Phone Bajaa

‘Phone Bajaa
Husband:
“Agr mera ho to bolna bahir hen”
Wife:
“Wo ghar pe hen”
Husband:
“Main ne kaha B tha K main ghar per nhi hon”
Wife:
“Mera phone tha”‘
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Ho sakta hai humne anjaane mein aapko kabhi rula diya,


Ho sakta hai humne anjaane mein aapko kabhi rula diya,
Aapne duniya k kehne pe hume bhula dia,
Hum to vaise bhi akele the,
Kya hua agar aapne ehsaas dila diya.
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Meharbaan mujh pe thy halat kbi yun b tha,


Meharbaan mujh pe thy halat kbi yun b tha,
Hum raha krty thy ik sath kbi yun b tha,

Ab to perchaian b uski milny ni aateen,
Roz hoti thi us sy mulaqat kabhi youn b tha,

Ab to Khushian b juda gham b hain juda,
Hansty roty thy hum ik sath kbi yun b tha,

Dekhna b jo gawara ni krta ik pal b mujko,
Dekha krta tha meri rah kbi yun b tha,

Ab to rony say b fursat nhi milti mujhko,
Hansta rehta tha main din raat kbi youn b tha

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Sir, my wife is missing.


Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha
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LOVE IS LIFE LIFE IS WIFE WIFE IS KNIFE


LOVE IS LIFE
LIFE IS WIFE
WIFE IS KNIFE

and
KNIFE IS DANGEROUS

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HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle


HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….

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Wife Running After A Garbage Truck


Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.

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What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?


What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
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Judge:why did u shoot ur wife


Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

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What is 10 years with me? Husband:A second.


Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

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