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Wife SMS

A Psychology Survey

‘A Psychology Survey Report:

When two couples come Face to Face..

The wives look at each other’s Dresses&

The husbands look at each other’s wives.xD xP,…’

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Women are like police

‘Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession.’
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2 Dost shadi k kafi saal baad miley…

‘2 Dost shadi k kafi saal baad miley…
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1st Dost:
Kaisi hay teri bv.?
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2nd Dost:
Jannat ki hoor hay..
Aur teri..?
1st Dost:
Meri to abhi zinda hay yaar…!’
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Paros-wali har saal apne husband ke sath 10 din bahar ghumne jaati hai

‘Wife: Paros-wali har saal apne husband ke sath 10 din bahar ghumne jaati hai
Aap kabhi leke
gaye..?
Husband : Maine to
4-5 baar poocha par wo nahi maani..!=)’
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Jis NaGar ßhi Jaao Qissay Hen,

‘Jis NaGar ßhi Jaao Qissay Hen,
kambakht
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“ßiwi K..!!
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.Koi La k Ro Raha Hai.
Koi Laaney k Liye Ro raha Hai.’
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Kya ek wife apne husband ko Lakhpati bana sakti hai?????

‘Question – Kya ek wife apne husband ko Lakhpati bana sakti hai?????
Answer – Yes, par husband CROREPATI hona chahiye….;)’
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POSSESSiVENESS

‘POSSESSiVENESS
A woman was dying of Cancer,
Son asked: “Mom, Y R U telling people U R dying of AIDS?”
Mom: So that when I die, No one will Touch Ur DAD! ‘
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Difference between Friend & Wife

‘Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend
“U r my Best Friend”
But

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
“U r my Best Wife?” ;P’

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Wife: Dekho Ji

‘Wife: Dekho Ji
Kam krte Waqt mujhay Kiss-Wiss na kiya karo.
Peeche se Kaam wali Boli: “Achhi Tarah se Samjha do baji,
Main to bol-bol k Thak Gayi hun :-)’
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Wife Main Marne ja rahi hu..

‘Wife Main Marne ja rahi hu..
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Husband
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Ye lo Dairy Milk chocolate
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Wife -Q?
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Husband -khushi k moqay pe kuch meetha ho jaye..’
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