‘A teacher asked what is forgiveness..?
A cute little girl gave this lovely reply:
“It is the wonderful smell that
a flower gives when it is being crushed.”’
‘Studnet to Teachr: Madam are you Hen?
Teachr: Shut Up! Why are you asking?
Student: Why you alway give me “Aanda” in test.’
‘Student School Me Gadha Leke Aaya,
Teacher: Ye Gadha, Q Laye Ho.?
Student: Teacher Aap Hi To Kehti Hyen
K Maine Bare Bare Gadho Ko Insan Banaya Hy.’
‘Teacher to Student:
“Can You Define Who is a Lecturer…???”
“A Lecturer is a Person
Who has a Bad Habit
of Speaking when Someone is Sleeping.’
‘Teacher: Al beruni ke bhai ka naam batao?
Pathan soch mai
‘1 nursery CLASS ka bacha bola-madam main aap ko kaisa lagta hun?
BACHA apni side Ke Larki se bola
dekha maine kaha tha na
line marti hai’
‘Teacher to children is ki English main translate karo:
“Saima ny kapre pahen liye hain”
Children: “Shit we are late” :-‘
“Which is the most important law of finance
for starting a new business?”
“father in law”.’
‘The way you teach.
The knowledge you share.
The care you take.
The love you shower.
The world’s best teacher.
Happy Teacher’s Day!’
‘You are the best Teacher in this world.
Wherever I may go in my life,
I will always remember that
I had an excellent guide
in the form of a teacher, You.’