Teacher SMS - Part 2
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A teacher asked what is forgiveness..?

‘A teacher asked what is forgiveness..?
A cute little girl gave this lovely reply:
“It is the wonderful smell that
a flower gives when it is being crushed.”’

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Madam are you Hen?

‘Studnet to Teachr: Madam are you Hen?
Teachr: Shut Up! Why are you asking?
Student: Why you alway give me “Aanda” in test.’

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Student School Me Gadha Leke Aaya,

‘Student School Me Gadha Leke Aaya,
Teacher: Ye Gadha, Q Laye Ho.?
Student: Teacher Aap Hi To Kehti Hyen
K Maine Bare Bare Gadho Ko Insan Banaya Hy.’

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Who is a Lecturer…???

‘Teacher to Student:
“Can You Define Who is a Lecturer…???”
Student:
“A Lecturer is a Person
Who has a Bad Habit
of Speaking when Someone is Sleeping.’

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Teacher: Al beruni ke bhai ka naam batao?

‘Teacher: Al beruni ke bhai ka naam batao?
Pathan soch mai
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Pathan replied
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Al andruni…!’

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Main aap ko kaisa lagta hun?

‘1 nursery CLASS ka bacha bola-madam main aap ko kaisa lagta hun?
Madam boli
SO SWEET
BACHA apni side Ke Larki se bola
dekha maine kaha tha na
line marti hai’

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Teacher to children is ki English main translate karo

‘Teacher to children is ki English main translate karo:
“Saima ny kapre pahen liye hain”
Children: “Shit we are late” :-‘

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father in law

‘Law professor:
“Which is the most important law of finance
for starting a new business?”
student:
“father in law”.’

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Happy Teacher’s Day

‘The way you teach.
The knowledge you share.
The care you take.
The love you shower.
Makes you.
The world’s best teacher.
Happy Teacher’s Day!’

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You are the best Teacher in this world.

‘You are the best Teacher in this world.
Wherever I may go in my life,
I will always remember that
I had an excellent guide
in the form of a teacher, You.’

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