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Muhabat shadi se pehly honi chahya ya baad main ?

‘Teacher: Muhabat shadi se pehly honi chahya ya baad main ?
student:
muhabat shadi se pehlay ho ya shaadi k baad
Magr
Uski khabar Bv ko nai honi chahiye :’
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Teacher sardar sy

‘Teacher sardar sy Koi aisa jumla bnao jis me “magar” 2 dafa istamaal hua ho
Sardar : “wo mery aagy chal rhi thi aur mai us k magar magar.”‘
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Height of good luck

‘Height of good luck
Teacher: Hey! Stand up,
Tell me two pronouns
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Student: who? Me? :-(
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Teacher: very good, sit down. 😀 :-P’
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“Knowledge”

“Knowledge”
“Jalebi” Ko English Mein “SYRUP FILLED RING”
Aur
“Pakoray” Ko English main “FRITTERS” Kehte Hein
Kuch seekh lo yar.har waqt pochtay rehte ho sabse
(-,-)

_//_
Main tou bachpan se hi intelligent hon;-)B-)
( ‘.’)/’
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Ab batao beta k chocolate ko urdu me kia khte hain

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Diagram in book was not clear..


Diagram in book was not clear..

So,madam drew diagram on blackboard and announced..

“Don’t look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!”

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Teacher: hamesha kaho ki mujhe sab pata hai…


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Teacher: hamesha kaho ki mujhe sab
pata hai…
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Pappu at home : Papa mujhe sab pata
hai 😉 .
Papa : beta ye 50 ruppee le aur chup
rehna. Aunty to bas milne aati hain.
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Pappu : Mummy mujhe sab pata hai 😉
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Mummy : beta ye 100 ruppee le aur
chup rehna. Raamu kaka to room saaf
karte hain bas.
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Pappu (nokar se): Raamu kaka mujhe
sab pata hai 😉 .
Ramu kaka : sab jaan ne ke baad bhi
apne baap ke gale nahin lagega
pagley
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Teacher: I LOVE U kisne ijad kia?

‘Teacher: I LOVE U kisne ijad kia?

Boy: China ne

Teacher: wo kese?

Boy: Kyunk iski na koi warranty hai
na gurantee
Chale to chand tak
Na chale, to sham tak. *’

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‘TEACHER NE 1 BAHCE KI MOM KO LIKHA

‘TEACHER NE 1 BAHCE KI MOM KO LIKHA:
BACHE KO NEHLA KAR BHEJA KARAIN
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MOM NE NOTE PHARNE K BAD LEKA:
BACHE KO PARHAYA KARAIN SOONGHA NA KARAIN’

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What’s the difference between young age and old age..?

‘Teacher asked to a boy.
What’s the difference between
young age and old age..?
Boy: In young age there are
girls phone numbers in mobile
and in old age there are doctors numbers.’

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O teacher! You build my character

‘O teacher! You build my character. Now I must build my nation.’

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