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Girls are not worried about der LOOKS nw.


Girls are not worried about der LOOKS nw.
wah wah

Girls are not worried about der LOOKS nw.
Coz,

I am busy wid my BOOKS nw!
Wah wah wah!!

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Chemistry ki class me teacher ne 1 ladki se pucha


Chemistry ki class me teacher ne 1 ladki se pucha
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What is Nitrate?
Ldki sharmake boli=
sir,
Night rate 1500-
&
Hotel charges alag se lagenge!
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A Big Difference Between School & Collage


A Big Difference

Between School & Collage:
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In School If You Were Late,

You Had To Sit On Last Bench..
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But In Collage If You Were Late,

You Had To Sit On First Bench..

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Kid: Mom,did u see me before i was born?


Kid: Mom,did u see me before i was born?
Mom: No, I didn’t.

Kid: Then after I was born

How did u know its me?

These kind of kids become external examiner for viva …

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Samjho Tumhare paas 10 ladoo hain


Sir: Samjho Tumhare paas 10 ladoo hain.

Boy: Wo kesay?

Sir: Tu samjh tere baap ka kya jata hai.
Acha 10 ma se 5 tum ne mujhy diye baki kitny bachy?

Boy: 20 bachy.

Sir: wo kesay?

Boy: tu samjh na tere baap ka kya jata hai …

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whats ur opinion abt


whats ur opinion abt
whats ur opinion abt romance?Fill it.
romantic words:

romantic song:

romantic gift:

romantic color:
rply iz must!

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College Life is Awesome …


College Life is Awesome …

Assignments Copy karte Time:
“Yeh Kya Likha hai Be’e ???”

Jo Word Samajh Aa raha hai Woh Likh,
Jo Nahi Samajh Aa raha Uska Aisa hi Design Bana de..

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Agar Koi School K Samne Bomb Rakh De


Madam: Agr Koi School Ke Samne Bomb Rakh Deta Hai To Kya Karoge?
Student: 1-2 min Dekhenge

Agr Koi Le Jata Hai To Theek Hai,
Warna Staff Room Main Rakh Denge!

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Characteristics of Good Teacher


Characteristics of Good Teacher

1. Should be Absent at least 3 times a week.
2. Should come in class 10 mins late and left the class 10 mins earlier.
3. Should not give any homework and assignments.
4. Should not ask any questions to students.
5. Should not disturb the students by teaching when students are talking.

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In a Interview

In a Interview, Examinar :How does an electric motor run ? Student say,s Dhhhuuuuurrrrrrrrrrr Examinar shouts : stop it. Student : Dhhhuuurrrrrrr Dhup Dhup Dhup Dhup Dhup
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