Student SMS - Part 2
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Student SMS

Students ke Dard University kya jaane..

‘Students ke Dard University kya jaane..
College ke riwaaj Parents kya jaane..
Hoti kitni taqleef 1 Paper likhne me..
woh Dard paper Check karne wale kya jaanee..’
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Read Carefully A Letter By A Student

‘Read Carefully
A Letter By A Student: .
Dear BOARD Of Education,
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 I’m Also BORED Of Education..’
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Aik Aisa Sentence batao

Teacher:
Aik Aisa Sentence batao
Jis Me
Urdu, Math, Punjabi 0r English Ka Sahi Istimal Huwa Ho.?
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PAthan:
Lak 28 Kurri Da 47 Wait Kurri Da.”‘
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Result ka kya hua ??

‘Papa: Result ka kya hua ??
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Child: 1 Gud news hai aur 1
Bad news.
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Papa: Phele gud news batao.
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Child: Mai pass ho gaya.
Papa: Great, aur bad news ??
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Child: Gud news galat hai… :O :p 😀 :D’
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Ye tanha Udaas raaten,

Ye tanha Udaas raaten,
mera kamra
ye tanhai or ye kitaaben..!
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Tashreeh:-
Is shair mai poet ka kal paper hey or usay parhty huy mout aa rhe ha
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RESULT AA GAYA..

RESULT AA GAYA..
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Ye 3 Words, Haste Khelte Insaan Ki Ek Pal Mai Duniya
Ujaad Sakte Hain..
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Kal tk to Peon tha aaj Boss ho gya

Kal tk to Peon tha aaj Boss ho gya
Mubarak ho PaPpu phr PASS ho gya:->
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Rajnikant Opens a CoLLege


Rajnikant Opens a CoLLege

But,

Students r Confusd

Bcoz,

Name of coLLege iS,

Rajnikant MedicaL CoLLege, of Engineering for

Commrce & Arts

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Physics Teacher


Physics Teacher:

What is this measurable unit “µ” called?
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Student : Torrent.

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The Longest 5 Mins. in the World is


The Longest 5 Mins. in the World is

The Last 5 mins. of a LECTURE!!!

While

The Shortest 5 Mins. is

The Last 5 mins. of an EXAM!!!

Isn-t it……

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