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Bijli ki tar aur larki mein

‘Teacher: Bijli ki tar aur larki mein kia farq hy..?
STUDENT:
Sir, kuch bhi nahi bas dono ‘Nangi’ hon to jaan nikal deti hain..’
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Change this sentence into Future

‘Teacher: Change this sentence into Future Tense,
I killed a person

Student: The Future tense is
You will go to a jail’

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Aik student ko apni life mein

‘Aik student ko apni life mein,

khud par sab se ziada fakhar kab mehsoos hota hai?

Jab usko exam mein kch na aata ho aur pichhe se teacher aa ke kahe

copy chhupa lo, pichhe wala dekh raha hai’

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That awesome moment

‘That awesome moment

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when teacher get off the Track and tell U stories of his life and waste half of the class time’

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Write the passive voice of (I made a mistake)

‘Teacher: Write the passive voice of (I made a mistake)

Student: I was made by a mistake..’

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We all have that one kind of zaleel person in our class

‘We all have that one kind of zaleel person in our class

who says that exams had gone worst and always get topped.’

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Life of a college student

‘Life of a college student:
Wallet hai, paise nahi
Lecture hai, attendance nahi
Mobile hai, balance nahi
Friends hai boyfriend ya girlfriend nahi
Exam hai, tension nahi
Padhna hai, mood nahi.’
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My Mom asked me

‘My Mom asked me:
Why don’t you study the whole year & study only during exams?
I replied:
Becauze
Lehroon ka sukoon Sabhi ko pasand hai lekin..
Tufanon mein Kashti nikalne ka maza hi kuch aur hai.
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Mom replied:
“DURR FitAy munN”
Wada Tu TITANIC Da
Driver..’
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yaar dhoka ho gaya..

‘Hostel student to his frnd:”yaar
dhoka ho gaya..
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Frnd:”kya ho gaya.. ??
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Student:”yaar ghar se books ke
liye paise mangaye the,
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Gharwalo ne books hi bhej di… ‘
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1 jagerdar k bachy ksi sy prh nhi rhy

‘1 jagerdar k bachy ksi sy prh nhi rhy thy bht sy mastr aye hr koi un bachon ki wja sy wapis chla gya,
1 din 1 mastr shaher sy aya or un ko prhany ka wada kia,
Parhai k wqt bachon sy bola k tm log bunty khelo,
Bachy bht khush hye
Khelny k bd mastr ny 1 bachy sy pocha k tmhry pas ktne bunty thy?
Us ny kaha 3, master bola k 2 tmhry bhai k pas chly gye tmhry pas ktne bachy?
Pechy sy us ka bhai bola,
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Oye,na dassi, master parha rya ay 😀 😀 :-D’
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