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Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.


Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true…
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Banta ask santa: what will you advise your children about marriage?


Banta ask santa: what will you
advise your children about marriage?

Santa declares: I’ll never marry in my life and
I’ll give same advice to my children also.

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Captain of Military Naujawanon aage bado


Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado
Santa aage nahin bada
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado,
mein 10ve number pe tha
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his computer will cut your workload by 50%


Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.

Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them:p

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Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar


Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar
khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai:
“Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am”
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Office jate waqt Rumal, Chasma nf Mobile bhool gaya


Santa: Office jate waqt Rumal, Chasma nf Mobile bhool gaya
Niche se wife ko bala de do
Wife ne Chasma phenka toot gaya, Mobile phenka toot gaya

Santa: Tum rahne do me rumaal lene upper hi aa raha hun

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A man to Santa:


A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home n came back within
half an hour n slapped the man
n said:
“He’s not my friend.”
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Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.


Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.

Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?

Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon!

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Santa (scientist) cut a frogs leg n said JUMP.


Santa (scientist) cut a frogs leg n said JUMP.
Frog jumped.
He cuts another leg n say JUMP..
It jumped. Repets for 3ed leg.
Now he cuts the fourth leg and say JUMP,
Frog coudnt jump.
Santa wrote the result of his reserch, “If frog losees all its leg it become DEAF”
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look a thief has entered our kitchen


Santa: look a thief has entered our kitchen
And he is eating the cake i made.
Banta: whom should i call now,
Police or Ambulance?
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