Punjabi Sms - Part 3
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Punjabi Sms

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,


TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho…!
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Once A Keera saw a piece of Gurr,


Once A Keera saw a piece of Gurr,

He went to eat it,

But

On the way he saw a keeri,

He left the Gurr & went with keeri.

MORAL:
*Gurr nalo ishq mitha*;-

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Aaj tanha hoon to kisi ne awaaz tak nahin di,


Aaj tanha hoon to kisi ne awaaz tak nahin di,
Kal “daig” wanddi si tey paayi ji paayi ho rayi si
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Jandi ae te jaye chahe meri jaan jaye


Jandi ae te jaye chahe meri jaan jaye,
din ka sakoon meri raat da araaam jaye,

Ik milda nai ohh jerra puchda aye haal mera,
subah tu din tey jeewain din tu shaam jaye….

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Onhey Akhiya Peeni Sharab Chadd Dey..


Onhey Akhiya Peeni Sharab Chadd Dey..
Mahi Akhiyaan Teraa Vassa Karla..

Peeni Chadd ke Aynna dass tey sahi..
Jannat Chadke Dozakkh di Chaah kar lan..

Ohnu Peen waala Jannat nahi Chadd’da
Zindaa Aadamm di main Dastaan karna..

Onnhe Kannak toon Jannat Qurbaaan Kitti
Mai Sharaab toon Jannat Qurbaan karnnan

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Bahut waar badal badal k Vekh Lyiya Apnia Rahaan main,_


Bahut waar badal badal k Vekh Lyiya Apnia Rahaan main,_
Par Pta Nhio Kyo Manzil te ta Sirf te Sirf Tu Hi Disdi Hai,_
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Airhostess: Sir Aap Kya Lein Gay??


Airhostess: Sir Aap Kya Lein Gay??

Lahore ka Musafir akarrty hoye:

Pepsi, kabab, Bread, Chicken Pakora & Tandori Chicken With Naan, raita and salad.

Airhostess: Sir masjid di toti warga monh ay tawada

Tusi PIA day jahaz tay aaye ho.

Apni pehan de walima tey nahi.

Moral: Airhostess Faisalabad di si..

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Bartan lohay de kadi tut_day nai


Bartan lohay de kadi tut_day nai
Maali kadi apne baag nu put_day nahi

Tut janday kadi kadi khoon de rishtay
par rishty sachi dosti de kadi tut_day nai,

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Kuj unj vi rahavan okhiyan san.


Kuj unj vi rahavan okhiyan san.
Kuj ghal vich guman da tuog vi si
Kuj shaher dy log vi zalam sen.
Kuj sanu maran da shok vi si.
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Boy: ?I Love U? ki hunda hai?


Boy: ?I Love U? ki hunda hai?
Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han.
Boy: Bus English ca ik Question ki puchhya
tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!
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