Pathan SMS - Part 4
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Pathan SMS

Pathan se kisi ne pocha


Pathan se kisi ne pocha: Radio or Akhbar main kya faraq hai

Khan (Boht sochny k bad)dekho yara
bat hai smjhny ki,Ab Radio main ap Rotiyan to nai Lpait skty na

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Ye lo “HAJMULA


Faqeer to Pathan: Aap k parrosi ne mujhe pait bhar kar khana khilaya hy,aap bhi kuch de den

Pathan: Ye lo “HAJMULA”

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Major Pathan

Foji : sir Humey dushman ne charon taraf se gheir liya hai

Major Pathan : Excellent! Yani k ab Hum kisi bhi taraf se dushman pe attack kar skty hein.

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English man


English man :

” My Grand Father lived 96 Years . He never used Glasses ..”

Pathan ya ya ok ok

i knw i knw sum people drink directly from tooti !!!

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Poltri Forms ki Inspection ho rhi thi


Poltri Forms ki Inspection ho rhi thi
Inspector: Tum Choozo ko kya dety ho
Pathan: Bajra
Inspector: Wrong Food – Arest him
Inspector Punjabi se: Tum kya dety ho
Punjabi: Rice
Inspector: ghalat hy & arest him

Sardar ghabra k bola: assi ty sary Choozeyan nu 5, 5 rupy dy deny aan, k jo mrzi kha Lo! =D =P

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Pathan Ne Maulana Ko Bohat Maara,


Pathan Ne Maulana Ko Bohat Maara,

Kisi Ne Pocha Kyun Maara.

PATHAN: Ye Kehta He Tamam Muslman Jannat k Mazay Lenge,

Janat Hamara Bewi Ka Naam Hai…

ahahahaahah LOLs

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Pathan apni unparh BV se


Pathan apni unparh BV se: chal honeymoon per chalty hain

Wife:Nahi mujhy kapray
dhonay hain tum mery Bhai ko ly jao

Pathan:
O Yessssssss….
Yes
yes
yes!!!:-

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Pathan writing his Diary


Pathan writing his Diary:
“My sister had a baby this morning..

I have not heard
that its a boy or a girl..

So,
I dont know whether
I am
uncle
or aunty”

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