Pathan SMS - Part 3
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Pathan SMS

What does


What does

“pipe pipe por por pipe por pipe por”

mean?

A Pathan giving you his number

“55445454″

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Ek Pathan k Dil ki khuwahish(Wish)


Ek Pathan k Dil ki khuwahish(Wish):

Ary koi hai
.
.
Koi hai Allah ka banda

Koi Ramzan mai itna toh meherbani kr do

Pepsi ko choro,
Niswar pe 5 Rs. Kam kr do…:-D

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bhai sabzi ko hosh a gaya ho to tol do;-)


Pathan sabzi lene gaya.Sabzi wala sabzi ko pani lgata raha pathan intzar karta raha

Jab buhat time hogaya to gusy se kaha

bhai sabzi ko hosh a gaya ho to tol do;-)

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Ak Pathan Train mein bagar ticket bath gya


Ak Pathan Train mein bagar ticket bath gya
Checker aya
Tictet plz
Pathan sa sath he Namaz ke neyat kr le
Checker bath k intazar krna laga
Pathan zor sa 100 Rakaat Namaz Pashawar Tak
Allah Ho Akbar…
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Pathan proposed a girl wth romantic poetry


Pathan proposed a girl wth romantic poetry:
kutta mar gya razai me,
Me pagal hon teri judai me,
Pani m machar taer nai sakta,
gul khan tere bin rh nai sakta
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Pathan ne makhi Ke 2no par Kat diye or Kaha


Pathan ne makhi Ke 2no par Kat diye or Kaha
“Ur ja”
Wo na uri to

pthan ne Kaha:
Tajrbay se sabit hua K agr makhi K 2no par Kat diye jain to wo sun nhi sakti;

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Woh Pathan hai.:-)


Jo Eid walay din roza rakhe woh Shaitaan hai. Aur jo rozay walay din Eid mana le?

Woh Pathan hai.:-)
:ExPress news:
(:Har pathan pe nazar:)

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HINDU ja raha tha Pathan say takar ho gy


HINDU ja raha tha Pathan say takar ho gy
HINDU: Men Shama chahata hn
Pathan: Shama ko hum bhi chahta ha lekin Uska baap nahi manta.
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Aey Eid k Chaand!


Aey Eid k Chaand!
kyun krta hai Tu Hm ko Pareshan,

Tujhe Dekhne k Liye Be_chain Hain Hm
aur
Mufti Muneeb ur Rehman,

Tujhe Dekh Nahi Paate
Poore Pakistan k Insan,

Magar kahan Se Dhondh Lete Hain Tujhe pishawar k pathan..

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Neki kar dariya main daal


Sardar: Tum ne Yahoodi ko musalman kar k dariya main q phenk diya?
Pathan: O khocha tum ne kahaawat nahi suna?

” Neki kar dariya main daal “

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