Pathan SMS - Part 2
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Pathan SMS

Pathan Bakra zibah krne laga to confuse ho gea k parhna kia hy.

‘Pathan Bakra zibah krne laga to confuse ho gea k parhna kia hy.
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Ek lamha sochne k bad churi chalate hue josh se bola,
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Happy birthday to You.’
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Girlfriend_Hm boht badnam ho chuke hen

”Girlfriend_Hm boht badnam ho chuke hen,
‘Ab hme shadi kr leni chaiye,
‘Pathan_Lekn itni bdnami k
Bad,
‘hm dono se shadi kon krega,,’
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Police officer to pathan

‘Police officer to pathan:
Tum humko janta nahi hy hum yahan ka DSP hai.

Pathan:
Tum DSP hy to hum CSW hy

Police:
Ye CSW kia hy

Pathan:
CHAPPAL SILAI WALA,’

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1 Pathan 1 waqt me 80 Rotiyan khata tha

‘1 Pathan 1 waqt me 80 Rotiyan khata tha
Usko Circus walon ne dekha or rakh lya
Pehla show shru hua,usne 80 Rotiyan kha lin
Agla show 1 Ghante baad shru hua or us ne phir 80 rotyan kha lin
Log boht heran the or 3rd show k lye or zyada rash ho gya
1 Ghante bad jab 3rd show shuru hona tha to woh ghayab ho gaya
Usko dhundte hue jab us k ghar pohunche to woh betha roti kha raha tha
Jb us se waja puchi to woh bola
Hum show hi karta rahega to khana kab khayega?’
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Doctor sb.”Awaaz Sunai Deti Hy

‘pathan: Doctor sb.”Awaaz Sunai
Deti Hy Lekin Aadmi Dikhai Nhi
Deta. :-)

Doctor: Aesa Kb Hota Hai.?
pathan: Phone Krte WaqT.:-D
Doctor: lakh lant ee…..’

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Pathan Bus Stop Pe

‘Pathan Bus Stop Pe:
Bhai Sahb Sadar Bazar Konsi Bus Jaye Gi?
Aadmi:
121 nmbr
4 ghanty baad wo aadmi wapis aya to dekha pathan udhr hi tha
Admi Bola:
Q khan sahb abhi tk gye ni?
Pathan:
Haan yaara 118 bussain guzar gai hein
bss 3 or guzr jayen to 121vi py beth k chala jaun ga.:-)’
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Pathan ko raat me cigarete peene ka buhot dil chaha


Pathan ko raat me cigarete peene ka buhot dil chaha

Sab taraf machis dhoond li , par kahen nahi mili

Jab buhot tang aagaya to mom batti bujha k so gaya .

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1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.


1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
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Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
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Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
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Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata
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Pathan Se Us k Dost Ne Poocha


Pathan Se Us k Dost Ne Poocha : Tum Roz Mobile Ki Nayi Battery Kion
Khareed K Laate Ho . . . ? ? ?

Pathan: Kocha Roz Msg Aata Hai

Battery Low

Battery Low . . . ;->

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Teacher:Give english


Teacher:Give english
translation of,

“Sardar bazar main goliyan chal rahi “.

Pathan student replies:
The Tablets are walking
in the president Market.->?

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