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Shirt ke liye kapda

‘Pathan – Shirt ke liye kapda dikhaiye
Salesman-plain me dikhau?
Pathan – nahi, Helicopter me dikha haramkhor..
Bandar ki aulad..
Pathan dekha ni ki mazak shuru;)’
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PukhtO Da CharsO Cigrat Na De Che lOkharha Ye Kre,

‘PukhtO Da CharsO Cigrat Na De Che lOkharha Ye Kre,

PukhtO Akhlaq Sarha Seena aO SaritOb Ghwari…’

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Once a Pathan was asked

‘Once a Pathan was asked

“Khan G appka Favourate Song Kon sa HAi?”

Khan Sahb replied :

“LARKI KYON , NA JANE KYON

LARKON SI NAHI HOTI”. :)’

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Pathn Mayyat k sth bus me ja rha tha

‘Pathn Mayyat k sth bus me ja rha tha to Logo ne usko bohot mara?

Q??

Q.K

Pathn Nay Awaz Lagadi O koocha

SHELA KI JAWNI Lagado.Safar Acha guzry ga’

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Pathan proposed a girl with romantic poetry…..

‘Pathan proposed a girl with romantic poetry…..

“Bakra mar gya razai me!

Khan pagal he teri judai me…

Pani me machar tair nahi skta

Ye Khan tere bin reh nhi skta…

Mujhy aisy chor k na ja meri jaan

I am not terorrist,My name is khan.!;-)’

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PATHAN naqli note lekar shop per surf lene gaya,

‘PATHAN naqli note lekar shop per surf lene gaya,

SHOP KEEPER:is me quaid-e-Azam ki topi nahi hai

PATHAN: gandi parri hai usi k liye to surf lene aya hon..’

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Pathan Ne Kafan Ki Shop Kholi.

‘Pathan Ne Kafan Ki Shop Kholi.

Logon Ne Usay Bohat Mara Qyun?

Qyun K Us Ne Shop Par Likha Hua Tha

Bara Kafan Leny Par Bachay Ka Kafan FREEEE…….’

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pathan ke gher gus gaya aur bola jaldi batao SONA kahan hai,,

‘Daku: pathan ke gher gus gaya aur bola jaldi batao SONA kahan hai,,
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Pathan: Pagal ka bacha itna bara ghar hy, kahin b so jao…’
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hum ko shadi per Susral se BMW mila hy

‘Pathan: hum ko shadi per Susral se BMW mila hy

Friend: Lekin mene to tumhare ghar koi car nahi dekhi

Pathan: Oye! BMW ka matlab hai..

“Bohat Mota Wife”:-D’

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‘A Man Jumped into Water & Did not Come Out

‘A Man Jumped into Water & Did not Come Out

Another Man Jumped into Water & Did not Come Out

A Pathan Scientist Was Watching & Concluded

Humans r Soluble in water’

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