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Sir Ab Meri Salary Barha Dain Meri Shadi Ho Rai Hai :-(

‘Employee:
Sir Ab Meri Salary Barha Dain Meri Shadi Ho Rai Hai :-(
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Boss:
Factory Sy Bahir Hony Waly Haadso K Liye Company Zimmedar Nahi Hoti. B-);-)’
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DefintiOn Of Arrange-Marriage

‘DefintiOn Of Arrange-Marriage:
“Bika Hua MaaL Wapis nAhi hOga” .
And
DefintiOn Of LOve-Marriage:
“PehLe IstemaL kAre Phir Vishwas kAre..:p:D’
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It’s funny when people discuss


It’s funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.

It’s like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered

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Shadi kernay aur mobile


Shadi kernay aur mobile
kharidnay k baad aik hi baat
ka afsos hota hay kaash
thori dair aur ruk jaatay
to acha model mil jata.:p
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Is there any way for long life?


Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.

Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.

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A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,


A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!
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Telling a lie is


Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man
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A good marriage would be between


A good marriage would be between
a Blind wife and a deaf husband.
Michel de Montaigne
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Man at medical store:I need poison


Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that

Man shows his marriage certificate
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Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.

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First marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.


First marriage is the triumph of
imagination over intelligence.

Second marriage is the
triumph of hope over experience

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