Sir Ab Meri Salary Barha Dain Meri Shadi Ho Rai Hai
Factory Sy Bahir Hony Waly Haadso K Liye Company Zimmedar Nahi Hoti. B-);-)’
“Bika Hua MaaL Wapis nAhi hOga” .
DefintiOn Of LOve-Marriage:
“PehLe IstemaL kAre Phir Vishwas kAre..:p:D’
It’s funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
It’s like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered
Shadi kernay aur mobile
kharidnay k baad aik hi baat
ka afsos hota hay kaash
thori dair aur ruk jaatay
to acha model mil jata.:p
Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!
Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man
A good marriage would be between
a Blind wife and a deaf husband.
Michel de Montaigne
Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.
First marriage is the triumph of
imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the
triumph of hope over experience