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Happy Birthday to u dear!

‘Happy Birthday to u dear!

Aako kiya laga aap nai Bataoge to hme pata nai lagega k aaj

“International Monkey Day”hai.

Naughty ab thnx bol k sharmnda mat kerna ‘

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What is self insult ?????

‘What is self insult ?????
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An angry boss: Tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai
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Pappu(sar jhuka ke): Nahi sir…
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Boss: Neeche kya dekh rhe ho idiot
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Meri taraf Dekho’

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1 larki perfum laga k bus mai

‘1 larki perfum laga k bus mai charhi larky ne comment pas kiya..
“Aaj kal fenayl ka use zyada hi hota hai”
Larki boli:
Phir bhi cockroach picha nahi chorte;)’
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Shikwa Hamein Manzoor nahi Aj Na koi Bahana hoga…

‘Shikwa Hamein Manzoor nahi Aj Na koi Bahana hoga…
Tujhe teri Khushyon ki Qasam,
“DOST”
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Is hafty tujko
“NAHANA” hoga ..!:-P!:-)!..
“Pa g kaddy nahha v lya kroo”‘
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Main Har Pal Tere

‘Main Har Pal Tere
Muskrany Ki dua Karta hun
!!!…dost…!!!
Suna Hai Muskurany Se Chibba Munhh bhi Seedha lagta hai..:-p
Smile Plz..:-D’
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(High class insult)


(High class insult)
Larki khubsoorat kuttey k saath ja rahi thi.
Larky ne daikh kar kaha, ‘Aap dono behn bhai hain?’
Larki: Ap ko hm dono mein se kis mein intrest hai??
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Hight of Insult


Girl: I Like Ur ‘Teeth’.
Boy: Oh Really, Why?
Girl: ……Becoz Yellow Is My Favorite Color.
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_/\ .. Hight of Insult
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Bhoot Ki Beti Apni Maa Se Boli,


Bhoot Ki Beti Apni Maa Se Boli,
Maa Main Kitni Dravni Hun!

Maa Boli Beti Zaida Ghumand Acha Nhi

Abhi Tu Ne Msg Parhne Walay Ko Nahi Dekha… =P ;->

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Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof,


Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof,
roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof,
poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.

Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.

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UB Bhi Aap ki yaad Aaye gi


JUB Bhi Aap ki yaad Aaye gi

Aap k mobile Par hamare sms ki Baraat Aaye Gi

Sms To hum Aap Ko kar Dein Gey

Lekin Us k Paisey Deney Kya Aap Ki Saas Aaye Gi?

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