Funny Sms - Part 3
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Funny Sms

Ultra Positive Msg:-

‘Ultra Positive Msg:-

If u have failed in love or don’t have that someone special.

Don’t worry,

its your future partner’s prayer to keep u single’

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Hey girl wats your name?

Boy: Hey girl wats your name?
Girl: Apne Baap ko dhakka maar!!
Boy: Wat??
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Girl: I mean “PUSH PAA” 
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If a lion attacks ur

‘Santa- If a lion attacks ur mother-in-law and ur wife, whom would u save ?
Mr. Bean- The lion of course !=))’
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Hasi ke liye gam kurban,

Hasi ke liye gam kurban,
khushi ke liye aansoo kurban,
dost ke liye jan bhi kurban, agar
dost ki girlfreind mil jaye to
saala dost bhi kurban.

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vo bhi kya din thay

vo bhi kya din thay
jab log hame kiss kiya karte the.
magr afsos us waqt hm
2 saal ke hua karte the?
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Hawa me bindas ud raha tha galib.

Hawa me bindas ud raha tha galib.
Hawa me betab ud raha tha galib.
Hawa me ajad ud raha tha galib.
Phir kya…ruk gaye hawa,
gir gya galib..
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Girl sitting on a park bench.

Girl sitting on a park bench.
Funny Begger: Hi Darling.
She angrily: How dare u call me as darling.?
Begger: Then what r u doing on my bed?
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Bekaar hai vo log jo,

Bekaar hai vo log jo,
ladkiyon ko miss karte hain,
Miss karna hain to
“machcharo” ko karo,
jo apni jaan pe khel kar bhi,
apko kiss karte hai.
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LIFE MEANS

LIFE MEANS:-
6 frnds,
2 bikes but no petrol
exam nite,6 duffers no notes.
sitting on sea view ,
6 smokers n only 1 cigrete!
1 girl,6 frnds n all saying “teri bhabhi hai” || Latest Funny SMS 2014 ||
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I committed a big mistake by marrying my

Santa: I committed a big mistake by marrying my ‘Secretary’.
Banta: Marriage anyone is a big mistake, why pin-point just the poor ‘Secretary’.
Santa: No it’s not that. I thought that she’ll still continue to obey my orders!
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