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Funny Sms

I burned my Computer Engg

‘I burned my Computer Engg degree,
after a girl in my office said –
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“I have put Chota Bheem as wallpaper…
He will protect my smartphone from virus”’
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Bewafa yaar se sigret bi achcha hota hai

Bewafa yaar se sigret bi achcha hota hai
Jalta hai jalaata hai
Pir bi laboon pe ata hai.
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What is Future Relationship?

‘I am in a future relationship, you want to know how?

Because i am currently finding my love partner 😛

So its Called Future Relationship

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American boy

‘American boy: Mom I’m dark even though u r white, why?

Mom: Listen son, Considering all mistakes n crazy things i had done in my youth, forget about you are Dark, just thank god that u don’t bark !!=D =))’

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An Engg MBBS

‘An Engg, MBBS & MBA student were
goin in a boat…
A devil appears n
says,”throw something in d sea,if I find
it, I’ll kill u and if I cant,den Il b ur
slave”
MBBS stdnt throws a needle,devil
finds it & kills him.
MBA stdnt throws a
memory card, devil finds it & kills him
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engg stdnt empties his water bottle
& says,”cum on buddy,lets go
home ”
Engineers Rock!!
Humse
panga..huh..!!! \m/’
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Foreigners laugh on Indians

‘Foreigners laugh on Indians with
name like Hardik.
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and,
Indians laugh on foreigners with
name like Randy.’
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Do not change your

‘Do not change your toothpaste ,

Aakhir tumne uska namak khaaya hai !!’

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According to Fair

‘According to Fair n lovely,
the current Miss America
will remain unemployed and unmarried.’
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After 15 years of marriage

‘After 15 years of marriage a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said: ABCDEFGHIJK.

“What does that mean?” she asked.

“Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous and Hot” he replied.

Smiling she asked: What about IJK?

He replied: I’m Just Kidding!’

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Awesome Answer

‘Awesome Answer:

Boss (angrily): tell me who is STUPID?
You or I?

Employee (calmly):
Boss, everyone
knows that you don’t
give jobs to
STUPID people’

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