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Dost main ne pechly saal tumhen buhat

‘Dost main ne pechly saal tumhen buhat sataya
Pareshan kiya
Bura bhala kaha
Tumhara mazaq banaya
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Lekin ek bat Jaan Jao ae dost
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Is saal mein tumhe mazeed pareshan karun ga
Kar lo jo karna ha
Love you all my Jigri Friends

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It will give strength to you

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Take that Apple
Eat it
It will give strength to you
The strength will give you courage
Courage will produce enthusiasm in you
Enthusiasm will force you to type a SMS
And you will think to spent a penny to send SMS
But you should first eat apple

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Friend what’s the difference between

‘Friend what’s the difference between married and arranged life?
Friend arrange marriage is when for the greater good your family members throw you in a pond full of crocodiles and love marriage is when you yourself jump into the pond.

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It’s Perfectly Legal To

It’s Perfectly Legal To
Kill Someone In Your
Dreams,
That’s Why
I Wake Up With A Smile Everyday

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Sardar was writing something very slowly

Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: Im writing too my 5 yr old son, he cant read very fast.

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Friend to another friend do you know

‘Friend to another friend do you know the secret to keep a woman happy
Friend no do you?
First friend neither do I

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Mathematics and Women r similar

Mathematics and Women r similar
as
They both are complicated but……
Maths is better since it has Logic at least….
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Shadi k waqt

Teacher: Shadi k waqt DULHEY ko ghorey par Q bithaya jata hai..?
Student: Last warning di jati hai k.. Abhi B waqt hai BHAAG ja…
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I Found Aaladin’s Lamp

I Found Aaladin’s Lamp
I Asked Him to Increase
Your Brain Ten Times More..
He Laughed & told
Multiplication Does Not Apply On Zero.. !
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1 Makkhi ganjay k sir per jaa baithi

‘1 Makkhi ganjay k sir per jaa baithi.
Dusri Makkhi ne kaha, “Wah! kya ghar mila hai tujhay”
‘Pehli Makkhi boli,’ “Nahi, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai…’
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