‘Dost main ne pechly saal tumhen buhat sataya
Bura bhala kaha
Tumhara mazaq banaya
Lekin ek bat Jaan Jao ae dost
Is saal mein tumhe mazeed pareshan karun ga
Kar lo jo karna ha
Love you all my Jigri Friends
‘ ; ‘
Take that Apple
It will give strength to you
The strength will give you courage
Courage will produce enthusiasm in you
Enthusiasm will force you to type a SMS
And you will think to spent a penny to send SMS
But you should first eat apple
‘Friend what’s the difference between married and arranged life?
Friend arrange marriage is when for the greater good your family members throw you in a pond full of crocodiles and love marriage is when you yourself jump into the pond.
It’s Perfectly Legal To
Kill Someone In Your
I Wake Up With A Smile Everyday
Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: Im writing too my 5 yr old son, he cant read very fast.
‘Friend to another friend do you know the secret to keep a woman happy
Friend no do you?
First friend neither do I
They both are complicated but……
Maths is better since it has Logic at least….
Student: Last warning di jati hai k.. Abhi B waqt hai BHAAG ja…
I Asked Him to Increase
Your Brain Ten Times More..
He Laughed & told
Multiplication Does Not Apply On Zero.. !
Dusri Makkhi ne kaha, “Wah! kya ghar mila hai tujhay”
‘Pehli Makkhi boli,’ “Nahi, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai…’