Dost main ne pechly saal tumhen buhat

‘Dost main ne pechly saal tumhen buhat sataya
Pareshan kiya
Bura bhala kaha
Tumhara mazaq banaya
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Lekin ek bat Jaan Jao ae dost
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Is saal mein tumhe mazeed pareshan karun ga
Kar lo jo karna ha
Love you all my Jigri Friends
‘

It will give strength to you

‘,–,_)_,–,
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Take that Apple
Eat it
It will give strength to you
The strength will give you courage
Courage will produce enthusiasm in you
Enthusiasm will force you to type a SMS
And you will think to spent a penny to send SMS
But you should first eat apple
‘

Friend what’s the difference between

‘Friend what’s the difference between married and arranged life?
Friend arrange marriage is when for the greater good your family members throw you in a pond full of crocodiles and love marriage is when you yourself jump into the pond.
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It’s Perfectly Legal To

It’s Perfectly Legal To
Kill Someone In Your
Dreams,
That’s Why
I Wake Up With A Smile Everyday

Sardar was writing something very slowly

Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: Im writing too my 5 yr old son, he cant read very fast.

Friend to another friend do you know

‘Friend to another friend do you know the secret to keep a woman happy
Friend no do you?
First friend neither do I
‘

Mathematics and Women r similar

Shadi k waqt

I Found Aaladin’s Lamp

1 Makkhi ganjay k sir per jaa baithi