Flirt SMS - Part 5
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Flirt SMS

Aaj ek ladko ka koi eitbar nahi..


1st girl: Aaj ek ladko ka koi eitbar nahi..
maii to ab uska muh bhi nahi dekhungi.

2nd girl: Kyu kya hua tumne use kisi aur ladki ke sath dekh lia?

1st girl: Nahi usne mujhe kisi aur ladke ke sath dekh lia hai.
Jabki woh kal keh raha tha ke woh out of city jaraha hai.
Jhutha, Dhokebaaz, Farebi.

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Mera dil mobile hai aur tum uski sim.


Boy: Mera dil mobile hai aur tum uski sim.
Girl: ek bat puchun?
Boy: Haan Pucho.
Girl: tmhra mobile double sim wala to nahi hai?

(‘;’)/” Urri Baba bachi tez hai.

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Taj mahal to hum bhi banva de,


Taj mahal to hum bhi banva de,
magar na banwane ke piche ek razz he
Agar bamwane lag gye toh hum kangal ho jayenge..
Kyun ki apni toh har gali ma ek mumtaz hai.
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Hasrat-e-deedar ki khatir uski gali mein


Hasrat-e-deedar ki khatir uski gali mein
mobile recharge ki dukaan khol li ..
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Par yaha to Roz hi 1 naya shakhs
uske no. pe recharge karwa jata hai!!
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I will Gift u a Gold Ring


Boy: I Love you!
Girl: Hahahahaha

Boy: I Won’t Live without u.
Girl: Hahahaha

Boy: I Will Die 4u!
Girl: Hahahahaha

Boy: I will Gift u a Gold Ring.
Girl: Awwww.. Pakka??

Boy: Hahahaha.

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