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MOMO and Imran Khan Election SMS

MoMo To Imran Khan:

main tujay is saal wo dongi
Pervaiz.

Imran Khan :
wo kia maa g?

MoMo
woi jo awam nay zerdari ko di ha.
Imran Khan
galiyan?
MoMo
gali tu tujay kabi ni dongi
Altaf Hussain
Imran Khan:
Altaf hussain ni Imran Khan maa g?
MoMo
ni main tujay imran khan b ni dongi.
Imran Khan
maa g Vote daina ha tu do worna jao.
MoMo
Ayi shawashay?
ma tujay he vote dongi Nwaz Sharif putar :-)

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Height of Blackmailing


Height of Blackmailing:
A beggar
sitting on the road with a board
“Give me some money otherwise
I will
Vote for PPP Zardari
and
one day you will be
sitting with me..
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Election Mein Aik Chaudhry Nara Laga Raha Tha

Election Mein Aik Chaudhry Nara Laga Raha Tha

Kinnay Sarak Banwai A

Sab Bolay Chohdry Sahab Ne

Kinnay Gas Lawai A

Sab Bolay Chohdry Sahab Ne

Kinnay Galli Paki Karai A

Sab Bolay Chohdry Sahab Ne

Achanak Kisi Ne Naaray Maarnay Walay Ko Ungli Day Di

Wo Ghussay Se Bola

Kinnay Pehn Yawai A

Sab Mil K Bolay Chohdry Sahab Ne

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Only who are 18+, read this

This is an Adult SMS.
Only read those who are 18+

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ALLAH da wasta agle election vich
vote kisay bnday de putar nu dena
Bari mehrbani.

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Sardar Manmohan Singh’s


Sardar Manmohan Singh’s
Next Election Agenda:

1) Ban On Sardar Jokes.
2) Bolo Tara Rara Will Be The National Song.
3) 11 Ke Baad Seedha 1 Bajega.

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agr main election me khara ho jaun to konsa

QUESTION……
agr main election me khara ho jaun to konsa
intikhabi nishan mjhe suit kre ga..
reply with sincerty..

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Election ke moqa par aik leader ne

Election ke moqa par aik leader ne shehar ke baray chowk main taqreer kartay howe kaha:
“Mujhe bari khushi hai ke aap ke shehar hyderabad ke doray par aya hon”
Hazreen ne chila kar kaha
“Ye shehar hyderabad nahin faisalabad hai.”
Leader ne kaha
“Main janta hon keh ye faisalabad hai magar main ye janna chahta tha keh aap log sau tou nahin rahay.”
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Tmhara farz hai dalna


Tmhara farz hai dalna
Tmhra Haq hai dalna

Acha lge to dalo
Bhrosa hoto dalo

Jaha mrzi dalo
Jsko mrzi dalo

0rat ko dalo
Ya Mrd ko dalo

Pr dlo zrur apna

    VOTE

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