Double Meaning SMS - Part 2
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Double Meaning SMS

next month man 18 Years ki Ho Jao Gi

‘Girl: next month man 18 Years ki Ho Jao Gi.
Boy: Phir to Do Gi Na jan.
Girl: (Sharmato Howa) kya Janu.
Boy:
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Vot yar Altaf Bhai ko.
wrong Meaning mat sochna Bacah POGO Dakhta ha’
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Aadmi ko lift me 1 aurat ne thapar mara

‘Aadmi ko lift me 1 aurat ne thapar mara
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Q. K..Admi aurat ki baat smjha he nahe tha
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Aurat ne kaha tha
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Plz Ek dabana…:
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Pogo lagaon chanda?’
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Juice ki shop pr Husband ne 1 Banana

‘Juice ki shop pr Husband ne 1 Banana Shake or Wife ne 2 Mango Shake piye.
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Payment k time Waiter ne awaaz lagai
“Bhai ka 1 ‘KELA’ or Bhabhi k 2 ‘AAM’ kaat len.’
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What is “big” in Ladie

‘What is “big” in Ladies, “small” in girls
and “not” there in babies???

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The Letter “L”

what u thinking..?? dirty mind’

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VALENTINE DAY MESSAGE from VEENA MALIK

‘VALENTINE DAY MESSAGE from VEENA MALIK: Jo Mujhay ‘Rose’ Degaa
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Mai Usay ‘Roz’ Doongee’
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Aik girls hostel k bahir

‘Aik girls hostel k bahir aik borha aadma keelay (Bananas) bechta tha, aik din 3 larkian aus k paas ayen aur kela dekhnay lageen, aik larki nay kaha..
Chacha je aj keelay bht dheelay hain, yeh sun k borha kehny laga.: O MARNA JOGIO KADDI KEELA KHA BHE LIYA KARO…. :p :D’
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Mere sapno ki rani kab aaegi tu,

Mere sapno ki rani kab aaegi tu,

Aae rut mastani kab aaegi tu,

Beet jae zindagani kab aaegi tu,

chali aa chali aa
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Oye I am talking
abt electricity!

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KUCH NAHI

KUCH NAHI

keh dya na KUCH NAHI

YAR kya ho gaya?

KUCH NAHI hai

PACHHTAO ge TUM!

Bohat DHEET ho!

Ab shauK se padho

“KUCH NAHI”

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Subah lo to dil khush krti hai

Subah lo to dil khush krti hai
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Dupehar me lo to susti dur krti hai
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Raat me lo to mazay k sath thakan bhi dur krti hai
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kya baat hai Tea ki…!
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Hath me lo

Hath me lo

Ab thook lagao

Ab kapde se rub karo

Phir hath me le kar us pe fingers rakho

Ab pura hath ghuma k
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zor se
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BOWLING karao!!!

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