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Double Meaning SMS

Smile is the 2nd best thing U do with ur lips.

Smile is the 2nd best thing U do with ur lips.
Of course you know the first one… 😀

It’s keeping ur mouth shut. 😛

But I like the way U think! 😉 

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Hum Chaat Ki Dukaan Kholenge!!

Chachi: Hum Chaat Ki Dukaan Kholenge!!
Bhatija: Thik Hai
Chachi: Hum 10/- Plate Chaat Bechenge.
Bhatija: Main Dukaan Pe Board Laga Dunga
K “10/- Me Chachi Ki Chaat Lo” 
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jub larki parnaam karny jhukti hai tou kia dikhta hai.?

jub larki parnaam karny jhukti hai tou kia dikhta hai.?
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usky SANSKAR dikhty hain.!!:)

apny jo socha ,isse apke SANSKAR dekhty hain!! ;):D

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Woh Jab Bi Ati Hai Hum

Woh Jab Bi Ati Hai Hum
Barish Ki Dua Kartay Hen

Suna Hai Woh Geelay Kapray
Foren Utar Dati Hai

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Rasi Say Yar!!

Ap Ki Soch Ko Dubara Se
21 Topuoun Ki Salami..

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Ek lady ki delivery ke time doctor ne uska dil nikal liya

Ek lady ki delivery ke time doctor ne uska dil nikal liya,

Guess y?

Kyuki,

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“Dil Toh Baccha Hai Ji..” 😀 

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oh no Dr. please jaldi karo

oh no Dr. please jaldi karo
oh no blood?
oh ahhhhh bahut dard ho raha hai
jaldi nikaalo na
Dr. yeh lo nikaal dia….. khuda daant ka dard bhi kissi ko na de
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Kya Zamana Aagaya Hai

‘Kya Zamana Aagaya Hai
Pehle Log Shadi K Baad Jo Kaam Karte Thay
Ab Wo Shadi Se Pehle Kar Rahe Hain
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“Khud-Kushi”
Yaar
Tum Nhi Sudro Ge’
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Zero mein 1 dalain to kia hota hai?

‘Lady Teacher: Zero mein 1 dalain to kia hota hai?

Girl: Chup rahi !!

Teacher: GUSSE se jawab do Zero me 1 dalian to

kia hota hai?

Girl: Bohat DARD hota hai..’

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Ksi ko yad kr k apna hath

‘Ksi ko yad kr k apna hath Thaka lena achi bat nhi hoti Dost..
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Dr Pogo.’
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Boy and Girl Along in a Car..!

‘Boy and Girl Along in a Car..!
Girl:
Aaj Main Tumhen Wo jagah Dikhaoon
gi Jahan Sy Mera Doodh Aata Ha.!
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Boy Gets Excited
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Girl:
Wo dakho”HAJI”MilK SHOP”:-D
ALLAh Waalyo!
Kehrry Paasy turR Paey O??”’
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