Dost:”Tumhara khyal to naik hy magar yahan ka qabristan chota hai . :d ;->
SANTA: Doctor help me,
mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz
sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
SANTA: Phone karte waqt.
A man to doctor
Is there any medicine for long life.
Doctor: Get married
Man: Will it help
Doctor: No, but it will avoid such thoughts
sardar doctor se – mujhe bimari hai .
khane ke baad bhuk nahi lagti sone ke baad
nend nahi ati kaam karu toh thak jata hoon .
doctor – sari raat dhup main baitho thik ho jaoge
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 HOURS! That’s terrible! WHAT could be WORSE? What’s the very bad news?
Doctor: I’ve been trying to reach you since yesterday.
Patient to Doctor- Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi he
uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya
Dr.- Janta hu,thapad ki aawaz yaha tak aa rahi thi ..
On this Doctor’s Day…
I want to thank you…
As I am hearty and healthy again…
Hope you have a great day?
Happy Doctor’s Day!!
Ek admi Dr. Se-
Aap Parchi Me Aisa Kya Likhte Ho
jo Sirf Medical Store Wale Ko Hi Samajh Me aata hai
Dr.: main likhta hu….
“Maine Loot Liya Hai Tu Bhi Loot Le..”
Definition of a Doctor:
“The dashing ,handsom guy wearing white coat, holding ur hand looking into ur eyes & still wants ur pulse to be normal…