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Aik doctor apne dost se)

Aik doctor apne dost se) “Yar mai soch raha hon k is gaon main apna clinic khol lon.
Dost:”Tumhara khyal to naik hy magar yahan ka qabristan chota hai . :d ;->
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Doctor help me,

SANTA: Doctor help me,
mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz
sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
SANTA: Phone karte waqt.

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In the sick room

In the sick room, ten cents’ worth of human understanding equals ten dollars’ worth of medical science
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A man to doctor


A man to doctor
Is there any medicine for long life.
Doctor: Get married
Man: Will it help
Doctor: No, but it will avoid such thoughts
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sardar doctor se – mujhe bimari hai .


sardar doctor se – mujhe bimari hai .
khane ke baad bhuk nahi lagti sone ke baad
nend nahi ati kaam karu toh thak jata hoon .
doctor – sari raat dhup main baitho  thik ho jaoge
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I have some bad news and some very bad news…


Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 HOURS! That’s terrible! WHAT could be WORSE? What’s the very bad news?
Doctor: I’ve been trying to reach you since yesterday.
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Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi ha..


Patient to Doctor- Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi he
uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya
Dr.- Janta hu,thapad ki aawaz yaha tak aa rahi thi ..
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On this Doctor’s Day…


On this Doctor’s Day…
I want to thank you…
As I am hearty and healthy again…
Hope you have a great day?
Happy Doctor’s Day!!
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Ek admi Dr. Se…


Ek admi Dr. Se-
Aap Parchi Me Aisa Kya Likhte Ho
jo Sirf Medical Store Wale Ko Hi Samajh Me aata hai

Dr.: main likhta hu….
“Maine Loot Liya Hai Tu Bhi Loot Le..”

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Definition of a Doctor


Definition of a Doctor:

“The dashing ,handsom guy wearing white coat, holding ur hand looking into ur eyes & still wants ur pulse to be normal…

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