Bollywood SMS - Part 2
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Bollywood SMS

Bollywood Wale Aye Hen


‘Beti:
Maa GAON Me Bollywood Wale Aye Hen

Maa:
Andar Aja Inki Niyat Boht Khrab Hoti Hy

Beti:
Maa Imran Hashmi B Aya Hy

Maa:
Phir To Bakri Ko Bhi Andar Le Aa!’

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Himesh Reshamiya SMS


‘Himesh Reshamiya Ka Kutta Ghar Se Baagh Giya

Dosray Kutton Ne Pocha:
Yaar Tu Q Bhaag Giya Wahan Se?”
Us Ne Kaha
Kia Btao Yaaroo…
Raat Ko Gata To Woh Tah..
Or Subah Maar Mojhe Perti Thi’

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Amitabh Bachchan SMS

‘Once Amitabh Bachchan and Pran were travelling in a train and were engaged in a good gossip for the entire journey. A station came after hours and Pran boarded off. Mr. Bachchan remained. A stranger co-passenger asked to Mr. Bachchan, “Both of you seemed good friend, why didn’t you go away with him.” Amitabh said, “Pran jae per Vachan na jae.”’
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Amir Khan SMS


‘Amir Khan Ki Har Film
Mein Koi Na Koi Message Hota Hai Per

Ghajini Dekh K Ap Ko Kya Msg Milta Hai???

Simple

Ganja Bhi Maang Nikal Sakta He’

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Amazing Bollywood Facts


‘Mövies Öf Cöllègé Life,

(Clässes)=Bärdäsht

(Attendäce)=Herä Pheri

(Cläss RoOm)=Nö Entry

(Teächer)=Jäni Dushman

(Exäm)=Evil Deåd

(Exäminer)=DÖn

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Amazing Bollywood Facts
(Qüestion Päper)=Ek Päheli

(Answer Päper)=Körä Käghäz

(Resült)=Sädmä

(Päss)=Çhämätkär

(Fail)=Devdäs

(Fütüre)=Fännä

(VäcätiÖn)=Mästi.iend Düring Päper)=Hüm Aäpke Hain Kaün?

(Vivä)=EncÖünter

(Cöürse)=Gödzillä

(Märking)=Andhä QänÖön

(Exäm Time)=Qäyämät

(Çheäting)=Läge RähÖ Münnä Bha’

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