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Fruit Wala Boy

‘Meera: ”Yo! Fruit wala boy, give me -sick potatoes-!”
Fruit wala: ”Meera jee! What are sick potatoes???”
Meera: ”Oh!! You illiteracy peoples, sick potatoes matlab -Aloo bukharey-!’
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Meera to Jeweller

‘Meera to jeweller
“show me defeat of sleep”

Jeweller: kia?

Meera: you idiom! mujhe sonay ka haar dikhao’

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Once Rajni Sir Smoked a Cigar…..

‘Once Rajni Sir Smoked a Cigar…..
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Aussies n English Fight for the ashes since then’
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Life on Char Pai


‘Just heard that Ang Lee-director of movie ‘Life Of Pi’ is planning 3 Movies in India.

In 1st Movie Casting Salman Khan, Vivek Oberoi and Abhishek Bachchan for his new movie…’Life of Rai’!…..

Second – Casting Shiny Ahuja for ‘Life of Bai’….

Third – Casting Sunny Leone for ‘Life on Char Pai’…..’

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When Aishwarya delivered a Baby Girl


‘When Aishwarya delivered a Baby Girl,
The doctor welcomed the baby,
“You will be amazed to know which family you are born in.
Do you know who your Grandfather is?”
The baby replied,”Yes, the greatest actor of Bollywood.”
The Doctor was shocked.
Then he asked, “Do you know who your Mother is?”
The baby replied, “One of the most beautiful ladies in the world. Miss World.”
The doctor then asked, “Do you know who your Father is?”
The baby replied, “NO IDEA”‘
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Bhakt Meri Shadi Aishwarya Se Karva Do


Bhakt: Meri Shadi Aishwarya Se Karva Do
Bhagwan: Aishwarya Ki Ek Saari 1 Lakh Ki Hai Kharch Utha Paoge
Bhakt: Bhagwaan Koi Upai Bataye
Bhagwan: Mallika Sherawat
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BIMARI in bollywood style


BIMARI in bollywood style:-
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1. Jiya jale jaan jale, raat bhar dhuwaa chale= FEVER
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2. Tarap tarap k is dil se Aah nikalti rahi= HEART ATTACK.
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3BIMARI in bollywood style:-
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1. Jiya jale jaan jale, raat bhar dhuwaa chale= FEVER
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2. Tarap tarap k is dil se Aah nikalti rahi= HEART ATTACK.
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3. Biri jalayile jigar se piya jigar ma bari aag hai= ACIDITY
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4.tujhme rab dikhta hai yara main kya karun= MOTIYA.
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5.tujhe yad na meri ayi kisi se. Biri jalayile jigar se piya jigar ma bari aag hai= ACIDITY
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4.tujhme rab dikhta hai yara main kya karun= MOTIYA.
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5.tujhe yad na meri ayi kisi se ab kya kehna= MEMORY LOSS.
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6. Mann dole mera tann dole= MIRGI
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THE Best one,
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7.juda hoke B, tu mujhme kahin baaki hai= LOOSE MOTION..!
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Teacher "Beta Nisar…!! Tum kaisay paida hue?


‘Teacher:
“Beta Nisar…!!
Tum kaisay paida hue?”

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” Jawani Jan-e-man
Haseen dil-ruba
Milay 2 dil jawan
Nisar ho gaya. . . :-D’

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Gabbar Thaakuurr ye mobile humko de de…


‘Gabbar:
Thaakuurr ye mobile
humko de de…
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Thakur:
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Ja ja…
Hath pair ki masti thik thi…
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Mobile ki masti nahi
chalegi…
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facebook chalu hai aur
Basanti ki mausee jee online hai’
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Bhai bolay to bapu bhi us time k Salman khan thay !!!


‘MUNNA BHAI:
Aay circuit!
baapu bolay to ****hi ji
kapray Q nahi pehantay thay?
CIRKET:
Bhai bolay to bapu bhi us time k
Salman khan thay !!!’
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